Hate Mail of the Week

November 21, 2008


Here's a fascinating psychological study, apparently inspired by my How to Tell Someone They Sound Racist video. Beyond the general train-wreckiness and the mistaken assumption that I am white, I'm intrigued by how he equates "talking black" with being "illiterate," and then how he projects both onto me even though I actually use very little slang in the video he watched (at least if I remember correctly, can't double-check now cuz I'm in the library). I guess some people have such a visceral reaction to what they perceive as a black inflection/accent that it somehow filters into their brain as "you bees a ferd grait dropout," even when the words being spoken are actually standard english?

Friday, November 21, 2008 10:29 AM
Subject: word
From: "Dutch Request" [XXXXXXXXXXXX@hotmail.com]
To: jsmooth@illdoctrine.com

Dogg,

My dogg. You am da man. Know what I'm sayin', yo? Da man. I'll even be giving you and extra "n" - da manN. That make you extra.

Self-loathing crackas like you who feel like they have to "be talkin like illiterates, yo" are equal to the condescending, elitist, right-wingers who've never had a blow job in their lives.

You know what I'm sayin', yo? Whats I means is you iz da same as Hannity, bitch.

So you keeps talkin' like you bees a ferd grait dropout, yo, and continue to thow the word ray-ciss in the feeble attempt to sew a scarlet "R" on people heds who happen to notice that bleck folk can't shut the fuck up in a movie theater. You fill me, yo? Know what I'm sayin'? Obama is about change. You is about sittin' in yo crib, smokin' blunts and bein' "DOWN" cause you talk funny and own a Snoop CD.

Now, look in the mirror, check yo race, and go fuck yourself.

Posted by jsmooth995 at November 21, 2008 3:57 PM
Comments

Wow, how ironically cliche can "foolz" be?

Posted by: Rocket at November 21, 2008 4:17 PM

Now that was just ridiculous....

this is why illiterate people should not text or email folks!

And for the record...NO YOU ARE NOT A RACIST!!!!
I have never ever felt that way about you and not once did I ever feel you talked down about any race...instead you talk about ways we could ALL be better!

I'm sorry you got that email...you of all people didn't deserve it...

Posted by: DJ Diva at November 21, 2008 4:19 PM

You probably know that hate like that is a lot more about the author than the intended audience.

The video is brilliant.

I first saw it months ago when it was shared by someone on my sangha. I am glad to connect it with you, the really interesting guy I follow on twitter. :)

Posted by: mazzie at November 21, 2008 4:20 PM

wow.....wow......
I'm glad you posted this. Transparency is a bazooka
in the fight against ignorance.

Posted by: dianewah at November 21, 2008 4:21 PM

except for that "check yo race" part, methinks this fool should the advice he gave you in that last sentence.

Posted by: tiffany at November 21, 2008 4:25 PM

I... well... its.... *thud*

There are no words. No I mean...there are no real words in that hate mail! What is that? Seriously?

Posted by: allthewine at November 21, 2008 4:26 PM

I've been in the presence of a white friend when he accidentally said something that sounded racist to a black friend and while he was apologizing I had to leave the room because I had a strong physical reaction to it. This email brought out the same emotion. Sorry someone thought you needed to hear that, Jay.

Posted by: Benjamin at November 21, 2008 4:35 PM

Is that guy actually one of those overtly racist Obama supporters I have been hearing about. My they are quite distinctive in their incoherent ramblings. A rare breed in deed.

Posted by: J the L at November 21, 2008 4:36 PM

Oh. My. I can't even wrap my brain around that..that..hateful spew.

Posted by: mombalabamba at November 21, 2008 4:36 PM

I have to wonder if he's taking exception to your accent. I'm a midwestern white woman -- with the verbal tics and mannerisms that go with it -- and I've gotten chastised for the way I talk not because of the words that I've chosen, but because of the 'way I say them'.

God forbid I start turning my 'ing' into 'en' at the end of words. The same woman has twice objected to that and 'recommended I use my education when I speak'.

Posted by: Laurie at November 21, 2008 4:38 PM

Is this a Little Hater, lurkin? Because a "Little Hater" whether a metaphorical mental setback to oneself or whether its a real living hater, is still irrelevant. This hater sounds like he/she is mad because TRL is off the air and they have nothing to do now in that time slot. Some "Little Haters," you just gotta laugh at and keep it moving. Keep the good content coming Jay. When you get a little light, there is always a hater waiting in line, trying to get a little shine too.

Posted by: Lawrence at November 21, 2008 4:59 PM

Woah. This person needs meds. I hope you let any hate mail just roll off your back.

I consider your How to Tell People They Sound Racist video short, sweet, eloquent and definitive. "I don't care what you are, I care about what you do." It applies no matter what direction the racism (or sexism, or anythingism) goes, and you can't put it simpler or better.

Posted by: Cheryl Colan at November 21, 2008 6:40 PM

In the old country, we'd call this emailer a "schmuck." Shine on, Smooth.

Posted by: shockman at November 21, 2008 8:30 PM

If only he did the research he would know that J Smooth was breaking records on the radio for years, he's not buying any Snoop cd. They send you 2 bitch.

Even hate mailers are trying to be clever. Goddmaned if people aren't trying to make this the cutest of all worlds. What happened to good old I'm full of rage and i'm just gonna call you some epithets. It must've taken over 40 minutes for him to cobble together that piece.

'That make you extra.' that wasn't bad. But what the fuck is a bleck folk?


Posted by: divisivejones at November 22, 2008 7:47 PM

This writer has an utterly vacant sensitivity for irony.

Posted by: Lena at December 1, 2008 5:48 PM

That email gave me a headache.

I truly weep for this generation.

Posted by: Michelle at December 14, 2008 6:14 PM

I think there's a stong possibility that this special hater is Ali G

Booyakacha!

Posted by: Anonymous at December 23, 2008 12:17 AM

Hey man I found your site just surfing around.

While Im not a huge fan of hip hop your show is pretty funny and well... very truthful. I kinda watched alot of your stuff on the election but the racist thing is what struck a cord. She where you grew up listening to hip hop I grew up listening to punk. Not normally weird but its a sceen that that tends to be fairly racist (thankfully not as much any more) and well Im a Jew. So Anyway my point is cause im kinda ranting here is.

Why is it ok for a person of color (any color)to put down a person of another race? I say this because ii get called alot of racist things from well blacks white pretty much anyone BUT I cant respond in kind... cause well then Im a racist.


ayway I have no clue what the hell im talkin about.

Posted by: Icky at December 31, 2008 11:02 PM

Icky, I don't understand--why would you want to respond in kind, if you know how hurtful racist remarks can be?

Posted by: gus at January 8, 2009 1:55 PM

I think that you are a very open minded man and i want you to know that there are people out there that are proud of you and what you represent! you say alot of what most people are afraid to say and all the other people that think you are wrong need to pick up a history book and educate themselves! we are all different and therefore the same. i am native american and i have heard every word you can think of! I don't understand a "white" person thinking they can complain about or judge african americans being here when their ancestors are the ones that brought them here (not to mentioned enslaved and raped them). as for the guy that made the nasty comment to you check your family tree and see who you should be judging!!!

Posted by: Natasha at January 21, 2009 2:54 AM

I smacked myself in the face reading the letter. Did he say illiterate? Cosmic irony hath wrought upon him.

Posted by: papa2hapa at January 21, 2009 9:35 PM

All I have to say is WHATT!?!?!?! Were real sentences formed here or is this just a bunch of letters mashed together in an attempt to form words in an even more far fetched attempted to form sentences?!?! WTF!?

BTW. Love love love loveee the show. Nothing but real realness (haha) spoken and that's what most media is missing.

Posted by: Aimee at January 22, 2009 12:06 AM

Kudos to you! Power to the people..especially those with a video camera, a computer and high speed internet connection!

Keep up the good work!

Posted by: The People's Voice at January 29, 2009 8:45 PM

Wow. Just wow. Every time you think we've moved on someone ignorant like that pops up and you are reminded we still have a looooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg way to go.

Posted by: Shining at February 27, 2009 1:02 PM

I loved your "How to tell people they sound racist." I've applied your principles on several occasions since.

Posted by: Jang at March 11, 2009 5:19 PM

Oooh, someone forgot his meds! Whole lot of hate for no good reason there. I hope you let this attack roll off into the sewers where it belongs.

Posted by: Xavi at March 17, 2009 8:56 PM

Some people by their very nature, need only offer a single statement to make everyone else look and feel smarter. Its like being around a bunch of ugly people - you immediately become better looking. We should all thank "Dutch" for the immediate boost to our IQs.

Posted by: beingV at April 16, 2009 1:02 PM

hi! longtime lurker, first-time commenter.

JAY. you are awesome. I might approve of the extra "n" in "da mann," but I'm not really sure what it means, so I won't.

pretty much any time anybody asks about how to tell people that they sound racist, I drop linkspam to your v-blog. you're pretty damn awesome.

that said, I wouldn't take to heart anonymous criticism (and pretty damn racist stupid-ass ranting) FROM PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL.

there. I said it: in CAPS.

love, anna
(keep up the good work!)

Posted by: anna at April 16, 2009 4:17 PM

I wanted to comment on the email response you received from your video, but to be honest... I could not read it well enough to be offended by it. Who spells like that? And I am black as midnight and have NEVER heard anyone talk like that! Is there a "I'm-unhappy-with-my-life-so-where-do-you-get-off-having-a-purpose" decoder ring?

And how did O'Bama get in there? Are we REALLY all related?!? :)

Can you tell him to listen to the video again... slower. Maybe you can do a preschool remix that will be easy for him to understand?

Posted by: DLGrady at April 27, 2009 10:18 AM

Ironic is an understatement! Good lord that idiot just set back the entire human race and their own generation back about 100 years right they can't even put together a WORD let alone sentence and they are attacking you?! Unfreakingbelievable

Posted by: Americana at June 29, 2009 7:59 PM

The vast majority of people watching the video would have nothing like this response to it.

Watching your video really gave me hope that we are entering a more polite era for society. I think you are incredibly well-spoken. It was good advice for all of us.

Posted by: Cathy at September 4, 2009 6:11 PM

Let me get this straight. This [Little Hate-mailer] is a white dude, who thinks that you are also a white dude, but you 'act black' and just go around calling other white dudes who don't 'act black', racists, at the drop of a hat. I am thinking of this like white and black are opposing baseball teams.
Lets use Yankees vs. Red Sox for example [since I am a white-Red Sox fan, and you are a black-Yankees fan, it might somehow make this more interesting]. Dated reference but.... He hates Johnny Damon more for playing for the other team than he does the actual team its self, he thinks hes fakin' with the yanks and he really should have stayed on his own side with the sox, your a traitor so he is booing you louder than Jeter or A-Rod.
As far as the spelling and grammar, he is trying to make fun of you, and he is inferring that blacks are illiterate. And hes basically saying that Obama is the only black dude in America that is worth anything, but only because he is president and about "change" [which is a whole other argument for several reasons that we wont get into right now]. The rest are all just being annoying in a movie theater somewhere. This, at least, is what I got from that. I could be wrong, because it was hard to really realize what I was reading, I thought it was a joke at first. But anyway, this is kind of a rant also, so I will dip. But, let me know if this is close, or way off base, it is confusing.
DISCLAIMER: This is just merely my determination after observation of this persons e-mail. I may be wrong, and any of the contents in this comment that may or may not sound racist and/or sexist or Homophobic are not necessarily my own opinion. In other words people... Don't attack me, I am NOT the Little Hater!
Thank you, FREE HAITI! NO HOMO! PEACE!

Posted by: Mitch Durbin at January 16, 2010 1:48 PM

Let me get this straight. This [Little Hate-mailer] is a white dude, who thinks that you are also a white dude, but you 'act black' and just go around calling other white dudes who don't 'act black', racists, at the drop of a hat. I am thinking of this like white and black are opposing baseball teams.
Lets use Yankees vs. Red Sox for example [since I am a white-Red Sox fan, and you are a black-Yankees fan, it might somehow make this more interesting]. Dated reference but.... He hates Johnny Damon more for playing for the other team than he does the actual team its self, he thinks hes fakin' with the yanks and he really should have stayed on his own side with the sox, your a traitor so he is booing you louder than Jeter or A-Rod.
As far as the spelling and grammar, he is trying to make fun of you, and he is inferring that blacks are illiterate. And hes basically saying that Obama is the only black dude in America that is worth anything, but only because he is president and about "change" [which is a whole other argument for several reasons that we wont get into right now]. The rest are all just being annoying in a movie theater somewhere. This, at least, is what I got from that. I could be wrong, because it was hard to really realize what I was reading, I thought it was a joke at first. But anyway, this is kind of a rant also, so I will dip. But, let me know if this is close, or way off base, it is confusing.
DISCLAIMER: This is just merely my determination after observation of this persons e-mail. I may be wrong, and any of the contents in this comment that may or may not sound racist and/or sexist or Homophobic are not necessarily my own opinion. In other words people... Don't attack me, I am NOT the Little Hater!
Thank you, FREE HAITI! NO HOMO! PEACE!

Posted by: Mitch Durbin at January 16, 2010 1:50 PM

This guy makes me embarrassed to be human. I do not claim to be of the same species as whoever that is. I won't read it again, or I may have to start claiming to be from another planet.

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